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Join the Army

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Join the Army Feeling insecure? Lonely? Inferior? Is puberty sucking out all your energy to live? Think you don't fit in? Do you have a burning desire to belong and be noticed while bullshitting yourself that you're being different? In that case, why not join one of the many armies. Such a variety to choose from, and they all make you feel as part of a group, giving you an identity that you lack (because you might - rightly - feel dull and stereotypical). But you get to have your cake and eat it too: you also get that elusive illusion of being different. If you join one of these armies, you never ever need to think for yourself again or have to make decisions such as what bands to listen to or what type of clothes to wear. And that's the best part about it: you never need use your own mind again! Just go with the military flow. And remember: "Yes! We're ALL individuals!" Goths UNIFORM:   Wavy hair, black. Silly black clothes, lots of make-up (but not as much a...
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Adopt-a-Skinhead Foundation - Official Catalog

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Of all the youth armies, the skinheads are by far the most misunderstood. They are usually perceived as thoughtless, violent cretins who do nothing all day but pick their nose and smirk at passers-by. Now, while that may be 100% true (and it is in fact 300% true), there is the other, lesser known side to them. What we are trying to say is that there is a needy, insecure side there that is simply looking to be loved. A skinhead doesn't get the love he wants, so what does he do? He turns to busting heads: it is that simple (they are a simply lot, bless 'em). It is for this reason that we have formed this non-profit organization -  The Adopt-A-Skinhead Foundation  - in order to bring love to those who desire and need it most, namely our poor little confused bald-headed misfits.  We have many skinheads on offer: traditional skinheads, reggae skinheads, football hooligans (literally all of them bald-headed in Serbia), Oi skinheads, White Power skinheads, Nazi skinheads (not th...
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